DRAWING AND PAINT

We need to be in the right frame of mind to take the Caped Crusader, this mouse flying of the underworld, this mythical man, if he had eye contact, Chuck Norris would implode like the baboon in " The Fly. " 

Take your deepest and darkest fears, memories and anxieties, and view them as a human head. Imagine the head to make fun of you, always laughing, as he guns down your parents in a dingy alley in a bad part of town. Now imagine that your hand is a pencil and the paper is the smiling face of crime. Realize that you and your pencil can be the only thing that prevents this face / paper to kill again. 

Now you are ready to draw Batman. 

Draw a kind of house with two windows where the roof gave way in. It will be Batman's head and pointed ears. The door of this house will be exposed "face" part of his mask, the only telltale sign of humanity on this reservoir otherwise made demonic revenge. About the mouth of Batman: draw closed. It only opens it for the sardonic banter with Alfred, and The Bat ever, never smiles. 

Do not forget to pull the brains in his skull. Many of these got Batman. 

This could help to enable you to draw a stick figure thin below the head as a guide for Batman raises costs, although I invite you to draw the figure is not with sticks, iron bars, but unbreakable . Feel free to ask him swinging in the air, or hang a PERP of a building, or crying in the rain at the grave of his parents. You know, stuff Batman! 

Lumpy pile on slabs of muscle and self-recrimination, all the nerves ready for a moments notice to strike like a sack of snakes pout! Do not overdo it, however, Batman or you will eventually look like green grinning goofball, The Incredible Hulk. Batman is not a gym rat. I mean, even for a man who dresses like a bat and spends millions on cars that turn into motorcycles, there is such a thing as "by doing it." 

Now delete all those muscles and snakes and things that I have had and just let you draw the outline. Get a black magic marker and color in black, taking care to portray strong violence, Batspikes jutty gloves that would really sting if they got to some drugs pusher! KER-POW! If you love your old school Batman, then you know what to do: Cape underwear and blue, the rest gray. 

IMPORTANT: leave room for Batsymbol! If you forget, you'll just have to do what professionals do: go buy some stickers to put Batman and one of those on your drawing. 

Finally, based on his belt-dandy handy utility, full of Batmace, joints and Batbrass Batanta-histamines! Batman is always ready for every challenge, so be sure to draw a few random gadgets, like a Batyo-yo, or a racket Batsnuggie Batbadminton guess to keep the criminal element. 

If you did anything right your Batman should be looking like a lean, mean underworld thumping machine. Now for the coup de grâce! Get a Bachelors Degree in Architecture and draw tons of fully realized buildings for him to brood on.